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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 22:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

What has been your best sexual experience?

No go.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?